**Finding Neverland**

This is a conversation me and rach my cuz had and are still having..you gotta laugh at least once..it is funny..ya gotta admit! are we bored?? you better believe it!!=)

Finding Neverland
Pt 1
By Faith Sparkman and Rachael Campbell
(in txting format)


Rach: I hate change...gettin ready 4 college etc.

Faith: Oh yea i kno!! But its kool at the same time tho:)

Rach: Kool...eh..i could live with out change...without growing up...lets go to neverland!

Faith: Sweet!! Wen we leavin??

Rach: well, since it's a cloudy nite, not now...we hav 2 wait til its clear so we can c the 2nd star to the right.

Rach: i'll let ya know when it's clear....laters....:)

Two nights later:

rach: I checked and the skys are clear...i can see the 2nd star on the right...are you ready to go tonight?

Faith: Haha!! Yea lets go...Now!! But i can't fly :(

Rach: oh TINKER BELL!!! tink where r u? i dont c her...will...just think HAPPY THOUGHTS & they LEFT u into the air!!!!

Faith: I'm thinking of Hmmm...Raindrops on roses and wiskers on kittens bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens:) its not workin:(

Rach: try candy and pop corn and COCA COLA!!! and diamonds and rubies.

Faith: I'ma tryin!! I'm still not goin anywhere! Wats wrong wit me? Can you fly?

Rach: will...fly...no..float..ish sorta...maybe we ought to practice for a week or so...

Faith: Yea i agree!!! Man ..this is annoyin.. Will we ever get to never land??

Rach: I hope so.. maybe we are too old to go! :( i might cry....maybe we should seek out the fountian of youth..

Faith: ya kno we prob are!! :( and yea i think we should.. where should we start lookin??

Rach: im not sure..mayb we should meditate on it..& bec informed me she kidnapped tink thats why we cant find her.

Faith: tell bec to release her @ once!!!

Rach: oh tae...but she is holding her under ransom for captian hook and we can't get him till we go 2 neverland.

Faith: ah man!!! Things are goin terrible for us:(

Rach: I know...maybe we ought to just lock ourselves up in a rubber room and eat worms! :(

Faith: uh Eww!! No thanks :) i'd rather get old:)

Rach: don't think i'd mind the rubber room..but ur right bout da worms...oh tae well im gonna meditate on where da fount of youth is...night!

Next day:

Rach: I meditated all last nite and i think the fount of youth is in indonesia. Tho i'm feelin vibes from Hawaii too!

Faith: ha!:) didn't o any meditation but i have a feeling its here in da US but not sure... i'm likin those vibes from hawaii tho!

Rach: hmm...maybe we should travel to hawaii by ship(cruise) thata way we can stop along the way and look.

Faith: oh i totally agree. But it'd be completely for business purposes only:)

Rach: yep..business only...we mite b gone 4 sometime tho and mite miss some things lets build a time machine!

Faith: Alrite time machine it is! :) but do u kno how to build one?

Rach: hmmm...mayb...i bet NASA know! we could ask them!

Faith: Ohh!! yea! Can u give em a call cuz i wanna leave tonight!

Rach: alrighty...we may have to telepathically contact them tho cause i think they are orbiting jupiter today :(

Faith: uhoh not good. Well call tinker bell and she can fly up there and ask for us:)

Rach: Hmmm..bf we set out on this complicated mission 2 find the fount of youth..does it make us younger so we can go to neverland or does it just freeze time? cause that wouldn't help us a bit...or would it?

Faith: hmm..lets just try to find the fountian of youth...cuz i would rather be young and live that freeze in time. You?

Rach: hmmm. i thought the point of going to neverland was to freeze time...well at least not live thru it.

Faith: this is confusing! I wanna go to the fountian of youth please! :)

Rach: alright...i booked our cruise..forget the time machine...we leave in an hour.

Faith: Alrite..sounds great! But wait??! Where is it pickin us up @??

Rach: ya know that creek by your house? its comin right thru there...but hurry it only stops for a few mins.

Rach: then i comes by our creek and heads west....

Faith: Alrite..i'll be ready...is it sorta like the polar express??

Rach: yep...you got the idea........:)

Faith: alrightly! But wait! shouldn't it be close to Christmas for the polar express to come?

Rach: babe...little do you know Christmans is CLOSE

Faith: oh really? Wow.. then i'll be waitin for it!!:)

One Hour Later:

Rach: well were halfway 2 CA...train takes a long time! where are u? i can't find u... U DIDN'T MISS IT DID U??

Faith: Wat??! I'm goin to china!!?

Rach: Oh no! u got on the POLAR express...i'm on the ANTIPOLAR express! (hawaii aint cold therfore the anti)

Faith: oh man! well we'll have to switch

Rach: no no no.... u are are on the wrong train.. i is on the right one...why don't we split up & u search indonesia...ur already goin the general direction right?

Faith: no now i'm goin to japan...are you sure were gettin this right?

Rach: i have no idea...does it have anything to do with the price of eggs in china?

Faith: Yes it has everything to do with that!! but japan isn't much better! Wat bout CA?

Rach: i'm on a boat to hawaii now...i think we are takin on water tho...we might have to swim.

Faith:oh no! Well we might have to walk here..our plane is takin an emergency landing

Rach: well let me know what u find and i'll do likewise.

To Be Continued